Kristen Stewart
Abby
Mackenzie Davis
Harper
Alison Brie
Sloane
Aubrey Plaza
Riley Johnson
Dan Levy
John
Mary Holland
Jane
Victor Garber
Ted
Mary Steenburgen
Tipper
Ana Gasteyer
Harry Levin
Jake McDorman
Connor
Burl Moseley
Eric
Sarayu Blue
Carolyn McCoy
Caroline Harris
Kelly
Jenny Gulley
Ashley
Michelle Buteau
Trudy
Carla Gallo
Angry Homeowner Lady
Timothy Simons
Mall Security Ed
Lauren Lapkus
Mall Security Crystal
Jinkx Monsoon
Em. K. Ultra
BenDeLaCreme
Miss L'Teau
Anis N'Dobe
Magnus
Asiyih N'Dobe
Matilda
Sean Michael Weber
Barista
Sarab Kamoo
Striking Woman Jeweler
Chelsea Banglesdorf
Colleen the Hostess
Liron Blumenthal
Fancy Restaurant Waitress
Daryn Kahn
Todd, Bearded Guy
Matt Newell
Guard Eugene
Dave Maulbeck
Book Buyer
Don Hewitt Jr.
Hand Holder Man
Christopher Jon Gombos
Huge Man
Daina Griffith
Caroler
Daniel Krell
Caroler
Dominique Briggs
Caroler
Jonathan Berry
Caroler
Gina Jun
Christmas Party Guest (uncredited)
Daniel Johnson
Barista Chef (uncredited)