John Amos
Edgar Mortimer
A.J. Buckley
Marvin
K. C. Clyde
Dan Dover
Kim Collins
Pig Man
Kristi Culbert
Pesky Nun
John de Lancie
Jerry
A.J. Draven
Charlton Heston
Vanessa Evigan
Kate Spangler
Zetta Marie Gagliano
Goth Girl
Emilia Graves
Crazed Fan
Melora Hardin
Pam
Gildart Jackson
Professor Reginald Wellington III
Ryan H. Jackson
Fortinbras
Ryan Chase Lee
Chase / Laertes
June Lockhart
Hester Beauchamps
Shelley Long
Shine Reynolds
Jason Mewes
Zack
Phillip Sanders
Voodoo King
Ronnie Stutes
Barber
Paris Tanaka
Bangkok Assasin
Richard Walls III
Reporter
Travis Wester
Osric Taylor
Emmalee Wilson
Annabellle Beauchamps
George Wilson
Barron Samedi
Hulk Hogan
Himself / Mr. Macbeth (uncredited)
Jackson Rathbone
Shakespeare Purist (uncredited)
Rob Steinberg
Hamlet's Father (as Robert Martin Steinberg(