Scott Baio
Barney Springboro
Willie Aames
Peyton
Robert Mandan
Walter Johnson
Felice Schachter
Bernadette
Scatman Crothers
Dexter Jones
Roger Bowen
Mr. Springboro
Mews Small
Mrs. Springboro
Hilary Beane
Corrine Updike
Sue Ane Langdon
Rose Burnhart
Heather Thomas
Jane Mitchell
Hardy Keith
Roscoe Brown
Curt Ayers
Art
Merritt Butrick
Gary Cooter
Jennifer Chaplin
Melissa Granger
Irwin Keyes
'Too Mean' Levine
Hank Robinson
Umpire
Dick Balduzzi
Waiter
Bennett Liss
Croupier
Ron Deutsch
Larry
Eddie Deezen
Sheldon
Bryan O'Byrne
Father Murray
Ed Bakey
Father Gallagher
Jan Leighton
Albert Einstein
LaWanda Page
Mrs. Jones
Rosanne Katon
Donna
Sandy Alan
Amy
Susan Ursitti
Debby
Corinne Bohrer
Cindy
Michael Wainwright
“The Twisters”
Jason Hickman
“The Twisters”
Phil Gilbreth
“The Twisters”
Fred Grabert
“The Twisters”
Richard Paine
“The Twisters”
Holly Rutherford
Tiger Cheerleader
Lisa Montgomery
Tiger Cheerleader
P.J. Martin
Tiger Cheerleader
Kym Fisher
Tiger Cheerleader
Mieke Lanter
Tiger Cheerleader
Hyde Anderson
Spaceship Crew
James Loren
Spaceship Crew
Dale Lott
Spaceship Crew
Lynn Philip Seibel
Spaceship Crew
Randal Patrick
Frat #1
Demetre Phillips
Frat #2
Joshua Daniel
Frat #3
Daniel Dayan
Frat #4
Carlos Lacámara
Older Barney
Jeanette Linne
Redhead in White Thong Panties (uncredited)