Leslie Nielsen
Ryan Harrison
Richard Crenna
Fergus Falls
Kelly LeBrock
Lauren Goodhue
Melinda McGraw
Cass Lake
Aaron Pearl
Sean Laughrea
Leslie Jones
Sergeant Tina Bagley
Ben Immanuel
Sergeant Orono
Sandra Bernhard
Doctor Fridley
Michael York
Hibbing Goodhue
Gerard Plunkett
Sir Robert McKintyre
Duncan Fraser
Sergeant McMacDonald
John Walsh
Self
Maury Hannigan
Commissioner Hannigan
Chick Hearn
Basketball Announcer
Lamb Chop
Self
Brian Arnold
Dan Clellan the News Reporter
Guy Bews
Security Guard #1
Mary Black
Woman with I.V.
Michael S. Bolton
T.V. Stage Manager
Jacques Bourassa
Teenager with Backpack
Ken Boyd
Usher
Alexander Boynton
Security Guard #2
Johnathon Bruce
Hospital Janitor
Rick Burgess
Prisoner
Charn Gandam
Bus Convict
Brian Cochrane
Cop #1
Arthur Corber
Percussionist
Ric Cross
Ben Hurr Oarsman
Cory Dagg
Reporter #3
Alex Diakun
Roman
Rob Daprocida
Security Guard #1
Thea Nielsen Disney
Party Guest #2
Adrien Dorval
Proctor
Mark Fox
Butcher
Mark Francis
Abe Lincoln
Christopher L. Gibson
Paramedic
Calvin Guo
Japanese Gardener
Michelle Hart
Reporter #2
Ellie Harvie
Ruth the News Anchor
Noah Heney
Parking Attendant
Ingrid Henningsen
Party Guest Out of Focus
Derek Hurst
Patient with Liquid Ears
Maura Nielsen Kaplan
Party Guest #1
Ellen Kennedy
Bow in the Eye Musician
P.J. Lespance
Yo Yo Double
Wallace Lueng
Conductor
Bev Martin
Mary Lincoln
Mina E. Mina
Arab Diplomat
Kanlayaporn Neelaphamorn
Party Guest #3
Barbaree Earl Nielsen
Fainting Pedestrian
Robin Nielsen
Party Waiter
Jason Payn
Wanted Poster Boy
Charles Payne
Paramedic #1
David Prestley
Paramedic
Pat Proft
Window Technician
Marco Roy
Paramedic #2
Patty Sachs
Waitress At Crash Site
Yôko Sakai
Reporter #1
Veena Sood
Nurse
Bill Tarling
Bus Convict
Ingrid Tesch
Reporter #4
Stephen Tibbetts
Patient
French Tickner
Doctor in ICU
Ken Vils
Detective Van Atter
Henry O. Watson
Mayor Stopka