Christian Slater
Trevor Allen Finch
Tim Allen
Critical Jim
Portia de Rossi
Tess Donnelly
Richard Dreyfuss
Micah Donnelly
Billy Connolly
Dr Savian
RuPaul
Ginger Markum
Peter MacNeill
Detective Tripp
Bill MacDonald
Detective Delaney
Richard Chevolleau
Detective Horst
Elias Zarou
Detective Rafferty
Joseph Scoren
Rowdy Virago
Eugene Lipinski
Falco
Shawn Doyle
Crow Gollotti
Louis Di Bianco
Nimble
Tony Nappo
Fife
Tim Progosh
Younger Micah Tobias
A.C. Peterson
Henry Flatt
Danny Lima
Cletis Tout
Kay Tremblay
Old Mrs. Stanton
Rachel Grodnik
Young Tess Tobias
Tannis Burnett
Nun
Michael Filipowich
Dodger Blue
B.J. McQueen
Yard Prison Guard
Kevin Rushton
Road Work Prison Guard
Rick Demas
Cell Block Prison Guard
Martin Roach
Visitor's Room Prison Guard
Quancetia Hamilton
Receptionist
Corinne Jenner
Merrill Candide
Mauricio Rodas
Tough No. 1
Diego Fuentes
Big Tough