Mike Myers
Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey
Garth Algar
Christopher Walken
Bobby Cahn
Tia Carrere
Cassandra Wong
Chris Farley
Milton
James Hong
Jeff Wong
Rip Taylor
Himself
Steven Tyler
Himself
Joe Perry
Himself
Heather Locklear
Herself
Bob Odenkirk
Concert Nerd
Robert Smigel
Concert Nerd
Kim Basinger
Honey Horneé
Drew Barrymore
Bjergen Kjergen
Harry Shearer
Handsome Dan
Jay Leno
Himself
Charlton Heston
Good Actor
Tim Meadows
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Kevin Pollak
Jerry Segel
Lee Tergesen
Terry
Ralph Brown
Del Preston
Dan Bell
Neil
Gavin Grazer
Scott
Michael A. Nickles
Jim Morrison
Larry Sellers
Naked Indian
Frank DiLeo
Frankie 'Mr Big' Sharp
Olivia d'Abo
Betty Jo
Ted McGinley
Mr. Scream
Al Hansen
Bad Actor
Scott Coffey
Metalhead
Stephen Surjik
Director (uncredited)