Julie Walters
Mavis
George Lapham
Danny
David Rappaport
Arthur
Robert Kingswell
Ronnie
Joe Black
Mavis' Dad
Ken Campbell
Tim Rickett
Janet Henfrey
Teacher
John Abineri
Playwright
Rosalind March
Sarah
Otto Diamant
Bruckenhaur
Dan Gregory
Cyril
Hugo Bower
German Dentist
Wolf Kahler
German Interviewer
Bert Parnaby
Phone Poet
Christopher Ellison
Telecom Engineer
Malcolm Terris
Pub Landlord
Charles Pemberton
Pub Man
Didi Hopkins
Waitress
Jeanne Doree
Dad's Neighbour
Tracy Harper
Blind Phone Freak
Jude North
Author 'The Kid'
Alex Porwal
Ambulance Man
Roger McKern
Policeman
Deborah-Jane Sharpe
Newscaster
Susan Dowdall
Passerby
Geoffrey Collins
Telephone Voice
Arnold Diamond
Telephone Voice
Henry Stamper
Telephone Voice
Dave Lee Travis
DJ - Himself