Craig Warnock
Kevin
David Rappaport
Randall
Kenny Baker
Fidgit
Mike Edmonds
Og
Malcolm Dixon
Strutter
Tiny Ross
Vermin
Jack Purvis
Wally
Ian Holm
Napoleon
John Cleese
Robin Hood
Sean Connery
King Agamemnon / Fireman
Michael Palin
Vincent
Shelley Duvall
Dame Pansy / Pansy
Peter Vaughan
Winston the Ogre
Katherine Helmond
Mrs. Ogre
David Warner
Evil Genius
Ralph Richardson
Supreme Being
Tony Jay
Supreme Being (voice)
David Daker
Kevin's Father
Sheila Fearn
Kevin's Mother
Jim Broadbent
Compere
Peter Jonfield
Arm Wrestler
Jerold Wells
Benson
Myrtle Devenish
Beryl
Winston Dennis
Bull Headed Warrior
Roger Frost
Cartwright
Andrew MacLachlan
Fireman #2
Marcus Powell
Horseflesh
Terence Bayler
Lucien
Preston Lockwood
Neguy
David Leland
Puppeteer
Leon Lissek
Refugee #1
John Young
Reginald
Derrick O'Connor
Robber Leader
Neil McCarthy
Robber #2
Declan Mulholland
Robber #3
Derek Deadman
Robert
Charles McKeown
Theatre Manager
Mark Holmes
Troll Father
Martin Carroll
Baxi Brazilia III