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Patrick Smash
Rupert Grint
Alan A. Allen
Simon Callow
Sir John Osgood
Stephen Fry
Sir Anthony Silk
Celia Imrie
Miss Rapier
Paul Giamatti
Johnson J. Johnson
Ned Beatty
Gen. Ed Sheppard
Bronagh Gallagher
Mrs. Smash
Victor McGuire
Mr. Smash
Adam Godley
Placido P. Placeedo
Leslie Phillips
Judge
Robert Hardy
Doctor
Keira Knightley
Music School Student
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