Chevy Chase
Dusty Bottoms
Steve Martin
Lucky Day
Martin Short
Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Arau
El Guapo
Tony Plana
Jefe
Patrice Martinez
Carmen
Jorge Cervera Jr.
Bandito #1 (as Jorge Cervera)
Kai Wulff
German
Abel Franco
Papa Sanchez
Fred Asparagus
Bartender
Jon Lovitz
Morty
Joe Mantegna
Harry Flugleman
Philip Gordon
Rodrigo
Phil Hartman
Sam
Norbert Weisser
German's Friend
Brian Thompson
German's Other Friend
Dyana Ortelli
Juanita
Rebecca Ferratti
Hot Señorita
Brinke Stevens
Silent Movie Actress
Michael Wren
Cowboy
Gene Hartline
Silent Movie Bandito
William B. Kaplan
Silent Movie Bandito (as William Kaplan)
Sophia Lamour
Silent Movie Senorita
Santos Morales
Telegrapher
Tino Insana
Studio Guard
Craig Berenson
Telegram Delivery Boy
Joshua Gallegos
Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)
Hector Elias
Pedro
Humberto Ortiz
Pablo
Betty Carvalho
Mama Sanchez