Greg Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
Carol
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
Aurelio Voltaire
Altair
Daniel Steere
Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
Frankie Mermaid
Nicholas M. Garofolo
Hobo
Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Jesse Turits
Sam the White Ninja
David Sokol
Ali
Douglas Saint James
Surgeon
Yang Jiechang
Wei Chan
Janice Young
Doug's Mom
Pat Hroncich
Vietnam Soldier 1
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad