Michael Opelka
Host
Lloyd Kaufman
Himself
Michael Herz
Himself
Joe Franklin
Joe Franklin
Debbie Rochon
Edna Perlmutter
Ron Fazio
Gorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger
Theresa Lynn
Gorgeous Gal / Tromette
Phil Rivo
Tromatized Host
J.J. North
Tromette
Joan Gerardi
Tromette
Traci Mann
Tromette
Samuel Z. Arkoff
Himself
John G. Avildsen
Himself
Stan Lee
Himself
Dee Dee Ramone
Himself
Andrew Stevens
Himself