Sean Hayes
Larry
Will Sasso
Curly
Jane Lynch
Mother Superior
Sofía Vergara
Lydia
Jennifer Hudson
Sister Rosemary
Craig Bierko
Mac
Stephen Collins
Mr. Harter
Larry David
Sister Mary-Mengele
Kirby Heyborne
Teddy
Carly Craig
Mrs. Harter
Kate Upton
Sister Bernice
Marianne Leone Cooper
Sister Ricarda
Brian Doyle-Murray
Monsignor Ratliffe
Mike Sorrentino
The Situation
Snooki
Snooki
JWoww
JWoww
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
Ronnie
Sweetheart
Sammi
Skyler Gisondo
Young Moe
Lance Chantiles-Wertz
Young Larry
Robert Capron
Young Curly
Avalon Robbins
Murph
Max Charles
Peezer
Jake Peck
Young Teddy
Isaiah Mustafa
Moe's Hip Executive
Steve Tyler
Camera Man
Patty Ross
Head Nurse
Emy Coligado
Ling
Ray Collins
Carbunkle
Mark Kogan
Executive
Jackie Flynn
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Sandra Dorsey
Heavyset Woman
Vince Canlas
Japanese Chef
Ric Reitz
Jon Hamm
Caryl Lippman West
Maid
Sayed Badreya
Orderly
Debbie Walker
Terrified Nun
Michael L. Kuhn
Tour Guide
Pam Smith
Woman Reporter
Kyla Kenedy
Balloon Girl
Caitlin Colford
Nun
Mariann Neary
Nun
Jesse Farrelly
Gangbanger
Patricia French
Laundry Worker
Roy Jenkins
Officer Mycroft
Barry Guy
Staple in Hat Guy
Matthew L. Collins
Policeman #3
Jonathan S. Kennedy
Party Security
Lin Shaye
Nurse Crotchet
Myron Parker Wright
Orphan
J.R. Fondessy
Orphan
Reid Meadows
Weezer
Abby Goldberg
Dancer
Lee Armstrong
Officer Armstrong
Dwight Howard
Dwight Howard
Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Handsome Guy #1
Danny Smith
French Chef
Jeremy Ambler
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Mark Axelowitz
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Hannah Marie Bailey
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Tanner Baker
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Chance Bartels
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tim Blanchard
Valet (uncredited)
Beth Blevins
Bus Patron (uncredited)
William R. Brock
Party Guest (uncredited)
Tiffany Burke
Nun (uncredited)
Matthew Cardarople
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Brett Lee Clark
Party Guest (uncredited)
Greg Crews
Bartender (uncredited)
Craig Crumpton
Party Guest (uncredited)
Brent Duffey
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Apple Farrelly
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Delonte Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
DJ Harris
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Landon Hoffman
Orphan (uncredited)
Addy Miller
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Katherine Neslund
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Shannon Reis
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Timothy Scott
Party Guest (uncredited)
Richard Tavernaro
Doorman (uncredited)
Steve Warren
Party Guest (uncredited)
Marvin E. West
Party Guest (uncredited)