Walter Matthau
Willy Clark
George Burns
Al Lewis
Richard Benjamin
Ben Clark
Lee Meredith
Nurse in Sketch (Miss McIntosh)
Carol Arthur
Mrs. Doris Green, Al's Daughter
Rosetta LeNoire
Odessa, Willy's nurse
F. Murray Abraham
Mechanic
Howard Hesseman
Mr. Walsh, Commerical Director
James Cranna
Mr. Schaeffer, TV Director
Ron Rifkin
T.V. Floor Manager
Fritz Feld
Mr. Gilbert
Jennifer Lee
Helen Clark
Jennifer Lee Pryor
Helen Clark
Jack Bernardi
Man at Audition
Garn Stephens
Eddie - Stage Manager
Santos Morales
Desk Clerk
Archie Hahn
Assistant at Audition
Sid Gould
Patient
Tom Spratley
Card Player
Rashel Novikoff
Woman in Hotel
Sammy Smith
Man on Street
Dan Resin
Mr. Ferranti - Actor's Fund Home Director
Milt Kogan
Doctor
Bob Goldstein
Waiter
Walter Stocker
T.V. Executive
Duchess Dale
Ben's Secretary
Bill Reddick
Announcer
Eddie Villery
Flower Delivery Boy
Gary K. Steven
Boy
Steve Allen
Narrator of Fictional TV Program (uncredited)
Phyllis Diller
Performer on Fictional TV Program (uncredited)
Lois Hamilton
(uncredited)
Lauren Simon
Woman in Lobby (uncredited)
Rufus Smith
Unnamed Card Player (uncredited)