Michael Clarke Duncan
Cleon Salmon
Jay Chandrasekhar
Nuts
Kevin Heffernan
Rich Parente
Steve Lemme
Connor
Erik Stolhanske
Guy
Paul Soter
Dave / Donnie
Cobie Smulders
Tara
Will Forte
Horace the Lone Diner
Carla Gallo
Stacy
April Bowlby
Mia
Jeff Chase
Anthony
Michael Yurchak
Jamie the Line Chef
Nat Faxon
Carl the Manager
Olivia Munn
Samara Dubois
Jolie Martin
Waitress
Vivica A. Fox
Nutella
Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild
Lance Henriksen
Dick Lobo
Carrie Clifford
Patty the Hostess
Rosalie Ward
Merlot Customer
Marc Evan Jackson
Dry Sac Customer
Sendhil Ramamurthy
Marlon Spencer
Koji Kataoka
Mr. Yamamuri
Smith Cho
Translator
Gillian Vigman
The Escort
Michael Weaver
The John
Avi Rothman
Steve Lemmaducci
Candace Smith
Mrs. Eva Salmon Parente
Jim Gaffigan
Stanley Bellin
Sam Redford
British Guy
Jim Rash
Disgusted Businessman