Shelley Long
Molly Emerson
Robert Hays
Bill Emerson
Sierra Abel
Judy Emerson
Brandon de Paul
Mike Emerson
Corbin Bernsen
Chief Spivak
Stacy Keach
Max the Biker
Dick Van Patten
Santa Claus
Talbot Perry Simons
Clifford the Inebriated
Paul Butcher
Brian Spivak
Amanda Pays
Doris Spivak
Sonny Carl Davis
Officer Buckley
Steve Monroe
Officer Calhoun
Cork Hubbert
Elf One
Martin Klebba
Elf Ranger Bob
Adrienne Barbeau
Alice the Homeless Mom
Alana Austin
Carla the Assistant
Colton James
Marty the Hospital Teen
Joe Virzi
Trash Talking Teddy (voice)
Patricia Gillum
Boutique Person
Brooke Beare
Reporter