Guy Stockwell
Harry Jordan
Susan Oliver
Barbara Cole
Larry Storch
Stutz
Avery Schreiber
Max Jordan
Sherry Jackson
Mona
Shepperd Strudwick
Tersh Jeterax
Keenan Wynn
General Blackwish
Ed Begley
U.S. President
J.J. Barry
Culp
Sid Grossfeld
Gate Guard
Burt Heyman
Fink
Helen Malone
Mrs. Jordan
Mike Nussbaum
Exercise Chief
Murphy Dunne
Monitor Driver
Peter Boyle
Production Manager
Jackie Vernon
Himself
Alan Arkin
Man in Monitors Commercial
Adam Arkin
Boy in Monitors Commercial
Matthew Arkin
Man in Monitors Commercial
Xavier Cugat
Bug for Culture
Barbara Dana
Woman in Monitors Commercial
Everett Dirksen
Man in Monitors Commercial
Stubby Kaye
Cameo
Fred Kaz
Man in Monitors Commercial
Lynne Lipton
Woman in Monitors Commercial
Mel Zellman
Narrator (voice)
Tom Erhart
Narrator (voice)