Mackenzie Astin
The Male
Carmen Electra
The Female
David Hyde Pierce
The Narrator
Markus Redmond
The Male's Friend
Lucy Liu
The Female's Asian Friend
Lisa Rotondi
The Female's Slutty Friend
Sharon Wyatt
The Male's Mother
Jack Kehler
The Male's Father
Leo Rossi
The Female's Father
Antonette Saftler
The Female's Mother
Marc Blucas
The Female's Ex-Boyfriend
Anne Gee Byrd
The Female's Boss
Eric Kushnick
The Female's Brother
Linda Porter
The Wise Old Woman
Tyler Abugov
The Female's Fantasy Son
Lynn Ann Leveridge
The Large Female
Adam Abugov
The Male as a Cub
William Morts
The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend
Noah M. Breedon
The Baby