Chris Margetis
Stone Manson
Mike Carey
Skull Manson
Adrian Pasdar
Doctor Dudembrü
D.B. Sweeney
Vic Quickbuck
Randy Couture
Thump Hanson
Bas Rutten
Evil Dutch Dekker
Mike O'Hearn
Radiant Bobby
Mindy Robinson
Shirlene
Max Martini
Dr. Chu (voice)
Luce Rains
Referee Moon
Charlie Shotwell
Hurley
David Hight
Audience Member
David B. Meadows
Carson Murdock
Jayden Lund
Marvelous
Karen Corona
Mina
Jason Coviello
Cage
Luis Bordonada
The Great Chorizo
Jermaine Washington
Hammer
Scott Peat
Harley
Sean J. Dillingham
Big Wang