Vivian Bonnell
Pamela Gershner (secretary)
Hamilton Camp
Gibbons
Keene Curtis
Crandall
Richard Deacon
City Council Member
Stephanie Edwards
Newscaster
Alice Ghostley
Narrator / Mrs. Gluskin
Gabe Kaplan
Anthony DePalma
Van Snowden
Henrietta the chicken
Dick Van Patten
Mayor
Peter Billingsley
Arthur Bobowicz
Helen Geller
Henrietta the chicken (voice)