Cindy Williams
Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel
John
Leslie Nielsen
Capt. Jamieson
Gerrit Graham
Rodzinski
Patrick Macnee
Dr. Stark
Paul Brinegar
Clint Eastwood / Dirty Harry
Cherie Steinkellner
TV Host #1 (as Cheri Eichen)
Margaret Willock
TV Host #2
Carol Ann Williams
TV Host #3
Alan Abelew
Dirty Harry Punk #1
Robert Dryer
Dirty Harry Punk #2
Peter DuPre
Dirty Harry Punk #3
Jed Mills
Dirty Harry Punk #4
Broderick Crawford
Max the Computer (voice)