Keith Allen
Bonehead
Peter Richardson
Foyle
Robbie Coltrane
Commander Jackson
Lanah P
Self (as Al Pillay)
Jimmy Fagg
Self
Fiona Hendley
Janie
Al Matthews
Admiral
George Khan
Thompson
Kevin Allen
Chuck
Gary Martin
Stig
John Sarbutt
Dean
David Farrington
Troy
Anthony Sharp
Father
Patience Tomlinson
Daughter
Esther Freud
Girl Backstage
Michael White
Self
Julian Firth
RADA Student
Malcolm Hardee
Builder
Suzanne Jerome
Knobs receptionist
Elvis Costello
Stone Deaf A & R Man