Rita Tushingham
Penelope
Dudley Moore
Sergeant
Harry Secombe
Shelter Man
Arthur Lowe
Father
Roy Kinnear
Plastic Mac Man
Spike Milligan
Mate
Jimmy Edwards
Nigel
Michael Hordern
Bules Martin
Peter Cook
Inspector
Ralph Richardson
Lord Fortnum of Alamein
Mona Washbourne
Mother
Richard Warwick
Alan
Frank Thornton
The BBC
Dandy Nichols
Mrs Ethel Shroake
Jack Shepherd
Underwater Vicar
Marty Feldman
Nurse Arthur
Bill Wallis
The Prime Minister
Henry Woolf
Electricity Man
Gordon Rollings
Drip Feed Patient
Ronnie Brody
Chauffeur
Cecil Cheng
Chinaman
Edward Malin
Club Waiter
Chris Konyils
Policeman