Derek Brandon
Mickey Matson
Lee Arenberg
Billy Lee
Patrika Darbo
Grams
Francesca Derosa
Sully
Christopher Lloyd
Grandpa Jack
Rick Plummer
Stalwert Priggish III
Ernie Hudson
Ivan Stumpwater
Frank Drank
Jeremiah
Kevin Yon
Buckshot Plindenberg
Greg Rogers
Vincent Hoffenboo (as Greg L. Rogers)
Amy McFadden
Mom
Phil Gigante
Dad
Liam Matthews
Commander Webster
Stephen Afendoulis
Lawyer
Abbie Finner
Sassy Bank Girl
Thomas Richert
Funeral Director
Sarah Struble
Cousin Chloe
Hannah Struble
Cousin Bree
Rachel Struble
Cousin MacKenzie
Sinead McCarn
Cousin Clara
Kaelin Stockwell
Secret Order of the Patriots Leader
Steven Dutton
Bank Security Guard
Bethany Struble
Bank Teller
Missy Zellen
Bank Teller