Paul Whitehouse
Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
Charlie Higson
Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father
Kathy Burke
Mrs. Ted
Simon Day
Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
Arabella Weir
Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
Gina Bellman
Henrietta Spain
Miranda Richardson
Henrietta Blough-Pendleton
Richard Griffiths
Landowner at Party
Louise Brill
Lulu
Eryl Maynard
Miss Paxman
Richard Wilson
Landowner at Party
Colin McFarlane
Interior Designer
Simon Roberts
Cousin Jack
Paul Bigley
Short Tom