Rob Brydon
Eric Scott
Rupert Graves
Luke
Jim Carter
Ted
Daniel Mays
Colin
Adeel Akhtar
Kurt
Thomas Turgoose
Tom
Charlotte Riley
Sarah
Jane Horrocks
Heather Scott
Nathaniel Parker
Lewis
Spike White
Billy Scott
Robert Daws
Michael Blore
Christian Rubeck
Jonas
Ronan Daly
New Guy
Chris Jepson
Silent Bob
Andrew Knott
Alan
Stephen Patten
Alan's Friend
Harry Demmon
Stewart
Orlando Seale
Cassius
John Alastair
PC Marshall
Tarrick Benham
PC Visram
Denise Stephenson
Tipsy Woman
Margot Przymierska
Hotel Receptionist
Charlene White
Herself - Newsreader
Mark Foster
Himself
Aschlin Ditta
Barman
Hilary Agostini
Demonstrator (uncredited)
Pamela Cook
Spectator Great Britain (uncredited)