Al Franken
Stuart Smalley
Laura San Giacomo
Julia
Vincent D'Onofrio
Donnie
Shirley Knight
Mom
Harris Yulin
Dad
Lesley Boone
Jodie
John Link Graney
Kyle
Marjorie Lovett
Aunt Paula
Walter Robles
Smalley Uncle
Erik Cord
Smalley Uncle
Denver Mattson
Smalley Uncle
Grant Hoover
Young Stuart
Cory Milano
Young Donnie
Michelle Horn
Young Jodie
Harris Laskawy
Mr. Dimmit
Tom Dugan
Ajax Spokesman
Camille Saviola
Roz Weinstock
Bess Meyer
Laurie
Julia Sweeney
Mea C.
Patrick Kerr
Makeover Artist
Aaron Lustig
Fred
Fred Applegate
Carl
Darrell Larson
Jerry
Dakin Matthews
Intervention Counselor
Jeffrey Joseph
Lawyer
Marte Boyle Slout
Madelyn Doyle
Joe Flaherty
Cousin Ray
Robin Duke
Cousin Denise
Lewis Arquette
Cemetery Official
Mike Hagerty
Cop
PJ Torokvei
Minister
Allen Garfield
Maitre D'
Pamela Brull
Female Diner
Walter Olkewicz
Larry Skoag
Jeremy Roberts
Brad Skoag
Steven Kampmann
Stan Brunner
Robert Curtis Brown
Andy
Violet Ramis
P.A.
Aloma Wright
Autograph Seeker
Rachel Miller
Woman with Subpoena
Kurt Fuller
Von Arks
Walter S. Beaver
Orville Egeberg
Michael C. McCarthy
Merl Egeberg
David Pasquesi
Tollefson
Richard Riehle
Judge
Michael Haley
Bailiff
Ted Raimi
Hal
Rogan Wilde
Ted
Gerrit Graham
Male Diner (uncredited)
Phil Hartman
Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Man (uncredited)
Justin Roberts
Neighbor (uncredited)
Ken Tipton
Neighbor (uncredited)