Brad Raider
Jay Garvey
Busy Philipps
Jenny
Sean Murray
Nick Kepper
Travis Wester
Leon Hornberger
Adrienne Barbeau
Judge Stern
Gary Grubbs
Senator Claxton
Chris Wylde
Frank
Michael Spound
Hotel Representative
Joel Brooks
Judge
Shashawnee Hall
Professor Kingston
deMann
J.C.
Roberto Raad
Phillips
Jake Head
Ox (as Jacob Head)
Joshua Wheeler
Gator
Judah Friedlander
Mervin
Shawn Hoffman
Neville
Wendi Winburn
Attractive Cop
Edward James Gage
Large Black Man
Adam Drescher
Desk Sergeant Connors
Cheryl Francis Harrington
Fantasy Sequence Prosecutor
Jackie Debatin
Serenity
Ishtar Uhvana
Rapture
Joe Bays
Bikini Contest Man
Nick Swardson
Jack the Pee Boy
M.F. Dinan
Defecating Frat Guy