Hugh Grant
The Pirate Captain
Martin Freeman
The Pirate With A Scarf
David Tennant
Charles Darwin
Brian Blessed
The Pirate King
Brendan Gleeson
The Pirate With Gout
Anton Yelchin
The Albino Pirate
Sophie Laughton
Matilda / Narrator
Ben Whitehead
Announcer
Randolph Matthews
The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens