Anthony Hopkins
Felix Bonhoeffer
Stella Arroyave
Gina
Lana Antonova
Lily
Lindsay Barth
Shelly's Sister
Michael Clarke Duncan
Mort / Phil Henderson / Patrolman
S. Epatha Merkerson
Bonnie
John Turturro
Harvey Brickman
Christian Slater
Ray / Matt Dobbs / Patrolman #2
Camryn Manheim
Barbara
Jeffrey Tambor
Geek / Jeffrey / Dr. Geekman
Fionnula Flanagan
Bette Lustig
Michael Lerner
Big Mikey
Christopher Lawford
Lars
Lisa Pepper
Tracy / Nurse
Gavin Grazer
Gavin / Ambulance Driver
Aaron Tucker
Chauffeur / Aaron
Jana Thompson
Marcia
Gene Borkan
Mel
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler (self) (archival footage)