Forrest J. Ackerman
Forrey
Eric Bennett
Phil Rockwell
Karoline Brandt
Tina Rockwell
Bill Butts
Graine
Kurt Carley
Surgeon General 2
Bill Corso
Creator (voice)
Warwick Davis
Plates
John Deall
John
Neil Dooley
Pig Pen
Jason Dugre
Brain
Ruta Empakeris
Secretary
Bevis Faversham
Bevis
Joel Harlow
Octobaby
Peter Iasillo Jr.
Petey
Philip Jones
Salmon
Lee Kociela
Matthew Rockwell
Joe Little
Big Joe
Liz Little
Granny
Clayton Martinez
Clay
Jim O'Donoghue
The Sheriff
Les Pollack
Jed
Allen Richard
Shakes
'Headless' Sean
Creator
Aaron Sims
Surgeon General 1
Geraldine Stone
Miss M.I.A.
Tonopah
Sidecar Dog
Alan Tuskes
Big Al
Linda Weinrib
Gloria Jean Rockwell
Ben Williams
Baby
Little Willy
Strangled Feline
Mona Marks
Additional Voice Over (voice)