Trevor Howard
Sir Henry Rawlinson
Vivian Stanshall
Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator
Patrick Magee
Reverend Slodden
Denise Coffey
Mrs E
J.G. Devlin
Old Scrotum
Harry Fowler
Buller Bullethead
Sheila Reid
Lady Florrie Rawlinson
Suzanne Danielle
Candice Rawlinson
Daniel Gerroll
Ralph Rawlinson
Ben Aris
Lord Tarquin of Staines
Liz Smith
Lady Phillipa of Staines
Susan Porrett
Porcelain
Ian McDiarmid
Reg Smeeton
Jeremy Child
Peregrine Maynard
Gary Waldhorn
Max
Simon Jones
Joachim
Talfryn Thomas
Teddy Tidy
Michael Crane
Humbert Rawlinson
Toni Palmer
Rosie Onetooth
Nicholas McArdle
Seth Onetooth
Vernon Dudley Bowhay Nowell
Nigel Nice
Eiji Kusuhara
Fortyninesah
Tony Sympson
Old Man
Jimmy Cuomo
Barber
Peter Moss
Barber
Julian Smedley
Barber