Ian Ziering
Fin Shepard
Tara Reid
April Shepard
Cassandra Scerbo
Nova Clarke
Vivica A. Fox
Skye
Judah Friedlander
Bryan
Debra Wilson
New Bryan
Alaska Thunderfuck
Morgana
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Merlin
Marina Sirtis
Winter
Leslie Jordan
Benjamin Franklin
Darrell Hammond
George Washington
Ben Stein
Alexander Hamilton
Roy Taylor
Jebediah Clarke
Dexter Holland
British Captain
Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman
British First Mate
Constantin Viscreanu
Paul Revere
Dee Snider
Sheriff
Jonathan Bennett
Billy the Kid
Chris Owen
Thirty-Year-Old Gil
James Murray
Eastwood
Gilbert Gottfried
Rand McDonald
Tori Spelling
Raye Martin
Dean McDermott
Gilly Shepard
Benjy Bronk
Connor Beale
Christopher Knight
Grandpa Clarke
Catarina Scerbo
Young Nova
Bernie Kopell
Charter Boat Captain
Chuck Hittinger
Matt Shepard
Ryan Whitney Newman
Claudia Shepard
Israel Sáez de Miguel
Captain Santiago
Marcus Choi
Palmer
Alexandre Ottoni
Azzinaro
La Toya Jackson
Cleopatra
James Hong
Confucius
Eileen Davidson Van Patten
Marie Antoinette
Shad Gaspard
Muhammad Ali
Jayson Paul
Joe Lewis
Kato Kaelin
Viking King
Patrick Labyorteaux
Caesar
Sharon Desiree
Joan of Arc
Bo Derek
May
Gary Busey
Wilford Wexler
Mark McGrath
Martin
Masiela Lusha
Gemini
Al Roker
Al Roker
John Heard
George (archive footage)
Anthony C. Ferrante
Quint Singer
Robbie Rist
Quint Guitarist
Tammy Klein
1950s Dancer
Roxanna Bina
1950s Dancer
Raine Michaels
Girl in Bikini
M. Steven Felty
Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown
Andrei Olteanu
Frodo
Chris Ridenhour
Townsperson
Thunder Levin
Bar Patron
Tiberiu Harsan
Medieval Gil
Brendan Petrizzo
Hologram Gil
Katarína Paveleková
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