Gary Lundy
Adam Harris
Larry Miller
Mr. Frankfurt Dickwalder
Lea Thompson
Cathleen Harris
Tara Reid
Ellen Harris
Kayla Ewell
Cara
Talan Torriero
Scott
Norm Macdonald
Mr. Rigetti
Clint Howard
Lionel Huffer
Chuck Carter
Tate
Taryn Southern
Isha
Lindsey Axelsson
Laura
Jessica Morris
Denise
Jackson Rathbone
Snippy
Brett Claywell
Carl Smith
Derek Mio
Ralph Lee Cheng
Mike Dunay
Brian Saxton
Texas Battle
Lamar Washington
Karen Y. McClain
Ms. Minn
Ted Lange
Reverend
Kendall Carly Browne
Blanche
Netta Most
Hippy Chick
Earl Billings
Lamar's Father
Tom Yi
Mr. Lee Cheng
Russell Peters
Uncle Todd
Jerod Mixon
Barry The Shithouse
Jamal Mixon
Harry the Shithouse
Jami Miller
Model #1
Dita de Leon
Model #2
Diane Hudock
Model #3
Melissa Butts
Sharon / Administrator
Liesl Jackson
Make Out Girl (uncredited)
Vic Manni
Big Leo
De'Angelo Wright
Student