Sarah Cooper
Self
Winona Ryder
Lacey Groin
Aubrey Plaza
Ashley
Marisa Tomei
Satan
Ben Stiller
8008s
Maya Rudolph
Andrea Steele
Helen Mirren
Lip-sync Billy Bush
Jon Hamm
Steve Windell / Kenny L.L
Jane Lynch
KJ Dillard
Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg (voice)
Fred Armisen
Scooter
Danielle Brooks
Jordana Bachman
Tommy Davidson
John
Tom Kane
Self - Narrator (voice)
Megan Thee Stallion
Megan Thee Stallion
Jonathan van Ness
Lip-Sync Girl in Purple Dress
Connie Chung
Connie Chung
Eddie Pepitone
Control Room Guy / Bus Passenger
Jordan Black
Parking Lot Attendant
Marcella Arguello
Control Room Woman