Bill Goldberg
Santa
Douglas Smith
Nicolas Yuleson
Emilie de Ravin
Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie
Robert Culp
Grandpa
Dave Thomas
Pastor Timmons
Saul Rubinek
Mr. Green
Rebecca Gayheart
Gwen Mason
Chris Kattan
Jason Mason
Fran Drescher
Virginia Mason
James Caan
Darren Mason
Tommy Lister Jr.
Gas Station Attendant
Magdalena Maslik
Random Mother (as Magdelena Maslik)
Spencer Kayden
Strip Club Dancer (uncredited)