David Lodge
Dad
Joan Sims
Mum
Wilfrid Brambell
Grandad
Lynne Carol
Grandma
Barbara Windsor
Hiker girl
Ronnie Stevens
Hiker
Ron Moody
German
Graham Stark
Gendarme
Catherine Feller
Lover Girl
Rodney Bewes
Lover Boy
Warren Mitchell
Maitre d'Hotel
Aubrey Woods
Immigration Officer
Hugh Paddick
French Commercial Traveller
Joan Sterndale-Bennett
Madame of Hotel
Sandor Elès
Shop Assistant
Fred Emney
Gourmet
Thomas Gallagher
Gardener
Barrie Gosney
Mini Dad
Paul Grist
Ship's Officer
Anne Kellett
Mini Mum
Bettine Le Beau
War Museum Attendant
Andreas Malandrinos
Garage Owner
Brian Murphy
Englishman at Garage
Henry Woolf
French Taxi Driver
Tex Fuller
Onion Seller