Hallie York
Noxema
Quentin McCuiston
Norman
Elise Rovinsky
Queen Fallopia
Richard Brundage
Dr. Gerbils
Cait Cortelyou
Estee (as Caitlin Johnston)
Mandy Brown
Channelle
Arthur Aulisi
Commodore Tate
Gabriel Vaughan
Captain Shelburn
Austin Mitchell
Ajax
Gael Schaefer
Mrs. O'Malley
Adam Lerman
Royal Guard Leader
Ralph Petrarca
Maximus
Lindsay Goranson
Voluptua
Andrew Ash
Andy
Alexander Cook
reg
John Graham
Colin
Rachel Sweeney
Maybelline
Sara Constantino
Laurial
Bryan C. Marsh
Bissell
Emily Dabney
Bartender
Suzanne Sadler
Captain Delilith
Amanda Amélia
Dancer at Nerve Club (as Amanda Teeter)
Jessica Thor
Dancer at Nerve Club
Michelle Warner
Dancer at Nerve Club
Afton Jillian
Katrina
Justine Long
Dior
Ham
Molly