David Hasselhoff
John Smith D'Artagnan
Thomas Gottschalk
Peter Porthos
Cheech Marin
Burt Aramis
Alison Doody
Ann-Marie Athos
John Rhys-Davies
Maurice Treville
Corbin Bernsen
Harry
Catherine E. Coulson
Lisa
Marie Marshall
Melody
John Paragon
Air Traffic Controller Manfred Wenzel
Cassandra Peterson
Jennifer
Edie McClurg
Temp Agency Agent
Ricky Jay
Kerns
Frank Pesce
Joey Gardner
Tito Larriva
Club Owner
Andy Romano
Vince Pellito
Scott Jaeck
Ross
Michael V. Gazzo
Papa
Tony Ganios
Tony
Marklen Kennedy
Officer Rigs
Patricia Tallman
Woman Imposter