Asta Paredes
Chrissy
Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Zac Amico
Zack
Vito Trigo
Leonardo
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Tara E. Miller
Rachel Ruysch
Mike Baez
Donatello
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Josh Potter
Kevin the Duck Monster / Jock
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Stefan Dezil
Slater
Brenda Rickert
Aunt Bee
Nicola Fiore
Ms. Bigguns
Joe Fleishaker
Lauren 6 Months Later
Charlotte Kaufman
Audrey Benjamin
Nico Praz
Tromorganic Burger Victim
Mark Torgl
School Janitor
Stan Lee
Narrator (as Peter Parker)
Lemmy
The President
Robert Bozek
Named Him Randall
John Patrick Brennan
Jeffrey the Hazmat Goon (as John Brennan)
Teresa Hui
Zac's Rejection Girl
Monique Dupree
Shower Girl
Brandy Mason
Shower Girl Brandy
James D. Rolfe
The Angry Video Game Nerd