Asta Paredes
Chrissy
Catherine Corcoran
Lauren
Brenda Rickert
Aunt Bee
Lloyd Kaufman
Lee Harvey Herzkauf
Stan Lee
Narrator
Leesa Rowland
Victoria
Lemmy
The President
Zac Amico
Zack
Vito Trigo
Leonardo
Clay von Carlowitz
Eugene
Debbie Rochon
Coach Kotter
Mike Baez
Donatello
Tara E. Miller
Rachel
Babette Bombshell
Principal Westly
Stefan Dezil
Slater
Rick Collins
Ron Simms
Gabriela Fuhr
Kelly
Caleb Emerson
Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)
William Dreyer
Arnold
Mark Quinnette
Michaelangelo
Adam P. Murphy
Mr. Chips
Judah Friedlander
The World Champion
Josh Potter
Jock / The Toxic Avenger
Kyle Rappaport
Dancing Boy
Robert Prichard
Cop #1
Lisa Gaye
Professor Holt
Brick Bronsky
Dick Smith
John Migliore
Lauren's Chauffer