Jack Carpenter
Walter
Melanie Lynskey
Sally
Susie Essman
Gilda
Jarlath Conroy
McGinty
Adrian Martinez
Hector
Fran Kranz
Salmon Guy
Steve Park
Song
Armando Riesco
Jake
John Pankow
Sid
Allegra Cohen
Willa
Fred Berman
Tunch
Ashley Austin Morris
Naomi from Tribe Escorts
Sondra James
Mrs. Hertzel
Elizabeth Masucci
Jake's Receptionist
Michael Perilstein
Cranky Blind Man
Christine Rosario
Hector's Wife
Jerry Chaet
Shoe Salesman #1
Burt Sekuler
Shoe Salesman #2
Heather Chaet
Mother in Park
Tessa Chaet
Daughter in Park
Robert Klein
Narrator (voice)