Danny La Rue
Fred Wimbush
Alfred Marks
General Brincker
Lance Percival
Smallpiece
Lally Bowers
Miss Flodden
Frances de la Tour
Miss Lockhart
Walter Gotell
Schmidt
Kristin Hatfield
Hilary (as Kristin Hatfeild)
Jenny Twigge
Judith
Vanessa Furse
Prunella
Seretta Wilson
Elvira
Sophie Batchelor
Emma
John Barrard
Patron
Nancy Nevinson
Patron's Wife
Cyril Shaps
Doctor
Frank Thornton
British Colonel
André Maranne
Resistance Fighter (as Andre Maranne)
Barrie Gosney
Bertie
David Ellen
Bobby
Toni Palmer
Vendeuse
Jennifer Croxton
Jeanette
Anthony Sagar
RSM
Noel Coleman
Senior RAF Official
Peter Greenwell
Emcee
Agatha
Herself
Cyd Child
French Tart