Lauren Fox
Eris
Susan Greenhill
Faith
Thomas Jay Ryan
Zeus
Norbert Leo Butz
Howard Philips
Tia Campbell
Rosslyn Chapel
Kelly Cole
Goat-Boy
Renée Ratcliffe
Paul
Betty Buckley
Rose Kross
George Takei
Radio Free World (voice)
Ann Kittredge
C.I.A. Moderator
Kia Goodwin
Tommi
Matthew Cowles
Malfolio
Tovah Feldshuh
Sponge-Brush Woman
Keith Perrin
Park Freak
Lee Holmes
Nefalous
David Little
Professor St. Clair
Jay Trelease
Creepo Library Man
Brian Delate
Father Plantard