Kim Richards
Tracy Osborne
Brad Savage
Jay Osborne
Barbara Feldon
Carolyn Osborne
Don Knotts
Bert Delaney
Darren McGavin
Duke
David Niven
J.W. Osborne
Vic Tayback
Big Joe Adamo
Herschel Bernardi
Sgt. Max Turner
John Williams
Jameson
Charles Martin Smith
Longnecker
Bob Hastings
Peter
Louis Guss
Freddie
Richard O'Brien
Capt. Boland
Barney Phillips
Sgt. Benson
Ruth Manning
Miss Murdock
Olive Dunbar
Mrs. Hadley
James Hong
Ming Lo
Jean Gillespie
Reporter
Jack Wells
Reporter
Stu Gilliam
Policeman
Jack Griffin
Policeman
Milt Kogan
Policeman
Hank Jones
Banana Cop
Iris Adrian
Housewife
Henry Slate
Truck Driver
Lawrence Moran
Michael (uncredited)