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Vanity
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Gene Simmons
Velvet Von Ragnar
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Cliff
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Pyramid
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Arliss
Tara Buckman
Sacrificed Punkette
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Barton
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Tim Colceri
Grady
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Mr. Wilder
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Wrestler
Art Payton
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