Steve-O
Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self
Preston Lacy
Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith
Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña
My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu
Chris Pontius
Jesus
Clifton Collins Jr.
Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda
Jacob Vargas
Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte
Dian Bachar
Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger
Lee Majors
Cowboy
Sam Maccarone
T-Rex
Jason Mewes
Carrie
Judd Nelson
Fear Factor Host / Self
Danny Trejo
Crow
Dimitry Elyashkevich
Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover
Tony Cox
Stubbs
J.J. Darshaw
Gringo
Jessica Diz
Hot Drunken Latina
Sevier Crespo
Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2
Gustavo Alvarez
Mario / Leche
Mike McGuiness
Fear Factor Contestant 1
Jason Fijal
Manny
Jon Greenhalgh
Moe
Mick Page
Jack
Richard Portnow
Sergeant
Ahmet Zappa
Army Host
Pete Yorn
Bobby Peacock
Mike O'Hearn
MP Johnson / Dubois
Steve Schleinitz
MP Jackson / Coover / Self
Patrick O'Hagan
Counter Dude / Teacher
Estefania Iglesias
Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2
Ryan Simonetti
Self
Dave Buckner
Self
Lamont Johnson
Gizzards
Benny Wasserman
Einstein
Tammy Vallejos
Brigitte
Tara Jane
Lakin Girl 1
Mayte Garcia
Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope
Nicole Marie Lenz
Lakin Girl 4
Cheo Solder
Beef Ramington
Jason Dean Booher
After
Tabitha Taylor
Hot Blonde
Jamie Hagen
Hot Brunette
Camille Langfield
Red Headed Looney
Brandon Ellis
Announcer
Elizabeth Fisher
Girl
Terry Rhoads
Doctor / Interventionist
Christina Pazsitzky
Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly
Salim Grant
Filthy Strip Club Announcer
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host
Vincent Laresca
Drug Lord Jose Carlos
Chris Jones
Bodyguard 1
Raul Conde
Bodyguard 2
Rick Najera
Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self
Abraham Benrubi
Max Gottleb
Elisa Donovan
Suzy Gottleb
Marcy Goldman
Eythel
Jonah Rooney
Bully
Ian Somerhalder
Guy
Ehren McGhehey
Jimmy Gonzalas
Eugenio Derbez
Self
Jessica Albertson
Nurse
Verina Marcel
Nurse 2
Art Chudabala
Samantha
Lobo Sebastian
Change
Gary Gubrrier
Black Bitch
Manny Puig
Self
Mackenzie King
Girl
Keren Gilbert
Cowgirl
Adam Vetri
Mr. Smith