Billy Crystal
Sam 'Sammy' Kamin
Gheorghe Mureșan
Max Zamphirescu
Kathleen Quinlan
Serena Kamin
Joanna Pacula
Lilliana Rotaru
Jere Burns
Weller, the Movie Director
Harold Gould
Milt Kaminski
Dan Castellaneta
Partlow
Raymond O'Connor
Eddie
Rider Strong
Justin Allen
Doris Roberts
Rose Kaminski
Carl Ballantine
Rabbi
Eric Lloyd
Young Sammy
Lorna Luft
Joanne
Lindsay Crystal
Stephanie
Peter Schindler
Don Shmell
Dale Wyatt
Dialogue Coach
Ajay Naidu
Hot Dog Vendor
Estelle Harris
Aunt Pearl
Elaine Kagan
Myrna
Philip Sterling
Uncle Nate
Max Goldblatt
Jerry
Michael Papajohn
Tough Guy #1
Steven Seagal
Himself
Rick Overton
Director
Richard Portnow
Producer
Nicki Micheaux
P.A. Jeannie
Lawrence Pressman
Doctor
Joss Ackland
Monsignor Popesou
E.E. Bell
Ring Announcer
Heather Thomas
Showgirl
Verne Troyer
Wrestler