Steve Martin
Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli
Rick Moranis
Barney Coopersmith
Joan Cusack
Hannah Stubbs
Melanie Mayron
Crystal Rybak
Bill Irwin
Kirby
Carol Kane
Shaldeen
William Hickey
Billy Sparrow / Johnny Bird
Deborah Rush
Linda
Daniel Stern
Will Stubbs
Jesse Bradford
Jamie
Corey Carrier
Tommie
Seth Jaffe
Umberto Mello
Robert Miranda
Lilo Mello
Ed Lauter
Underwood
Julie Bovasso
Vinnie's Mother
Colleen Camp
Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Gordon Currie
Wally Bunting
Raymond O'Connor
Dino
Troy Evans
Nicky
Dick Boccelli
Rocco
Ron Karabatsos
Ritchie
Tony DiBenedetto
Benny
Melissa Hurley
Angela
Leslie Cook
Marie
Darren Chuckry
Supermarket Manager
Duke Stroud
Supermarket Employee
Carol Ann Susi
Filomena
Frank Gio
Gaetano
Joel Polis
U.S. Attorney
Larry Block
Defense Attorney
Arthur Brauss
Judge
Greta Blackburn
Stewardess #1
Eva Charney
Stewardess #2
David Knell
Checker
John Harnagel
Motel Manager
LaWanda Page
Hotel Maid
Daniel Riordan
Removal Man
Thomas Wagner
Umpire
Jean Spray
Gatto
James Emery
FBI Man
Matt Roe
FBI Man
John Rogers
Policeman at Motel
Valerie Wildman
TV Reporter
Daniel Trent
Bailiff
Rudy E. Morrison
Maitre D'
Frank R. Roach
Judge
Jeff Fredricks
Booking Cop