Johnny Depp
Charlie Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow
Johanna Mortdecai
Ewan McGregor
Inspector Alistair Martland
Paul Bettany
Jock Strapp
Jonny Pasvolsky
Emil Strago
Olivia Munn
Georgina Krampf
Jeff Goldblum
Milton Krampf
Michael Culkin
Sir Graham Archer
Ulrich Thomsen
Romanov
Alec Utgoff
Dmitri
Guy Burnet
Maurice
Paul Whitehouse
Spinoza
Norma Atallah
Bronwen
Nicholas Farrell
Auctioneer
Karl Theobald
Gardener
Michael Byrne
The Duke
James Joyce
Duke's Footman
Emily Lawrence
Woman in Jock's Apartment
Carly Steel
Krampf's Third Wife
Jenna Russell
Detective
Austin Lyon
Hotel Clerk
Ricky Champ
Sergei
Chris Bearne
Farmer
Georgie Carter
Farmer's Daughter
Benny Maslov
Romanov's Aide
Colette O'Neil
The Duchess
Evie Brodie
Mum on Plane
Michael Aguiló
Revolutionary
Michael Shelford
Sedgewicks Worker
Junix Inocian
Fang Fat
Jamie Bernadette
Bikini Babe (uncredited)
Joey Courteau
Hotel Guest (uncredited)